The unicycle is a peculiar piece of kit. As I continuously fell off it, I wondered who it was invented by and why they invented it. Surely, someone capable of inventing such a thing lacks any sort of common sense or strength of mind. I have been unable to find the exact inventor of the unicycle but some say that it evolved when people riding penny farthings would lean forward and found that they didn't need their back wheel. Clearly these people were idiots. Nevertheless, I'll see where it takes me for the rest of the year.
Amongst other activities, I attended a personal training session this week at a full on proper gymnastics gym in my quest to learn a back flip. It was a tough session, not least because of the warm up that I was given - to do a 4 length scramble through a massive foam pit. This genuinely almost killed me.Still, great fun and a proper big time gym. See below!
At this stage I can achieve half a back flip. For obvious reasons, this is not particularly useful and so I am returning next week to continue.
In other news, I spent most of Tuesday walking around with my flies wide open and on Wednesday I witnessed one man on the tube virtually inhaling an entire pack of ready salted Pringles. It was truly a site to behold.
So next week will see a continuation of back flips and the task will be to educate myself on some general odd jobs that all men should know. Should be a goodun!
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